associate creative director
I spend my spare time with yarn.
CRAFT CORNER
UNSOLICITED IDEAS
A rotating list of pretty good ideas that could be yours for the low (we'll talk) price of my salary.
HAVE A REAL PERSON DO EVERY OLYMPIC EVENT FOR CONTEXT
It's so easy to sit on your couch and judge someone for not landing that double back handspring or beating the 100 meter record. Let's hush the haters and give more context to these athlete's extraordinary abilities.
STADIUM SEAT NFT
Set up a camera in unsold stadium seats during games and sell the footage of that game as viewed from that seat as an NFT.
JERSEY MIKE'S CALENDAR OF NICE MIKES FROM NEW JERSEY
The genius is in the simplicity. The magic is in the wholesome content.
BROWSER PLUG-IN THAT ALERTS YOU IF ANIMALS WILL BE HURT BEFORE YOU STREAM
If I'm watching a crime drama, I'm mentally prepared for human on human violence. But if this is one of those shows where the killer hurts animals too, I need to know to skip it.
I LIVED IT: AN APARTMENT REVIEW SITE
A Yelp-type database that lets renters review their landlords and neighbors so future renters know what they’re getting into. Every day I wish someone had given me a head's up on the audible assault that is my upstairs neighbors.
FLIP FLOP VENDING MACHINES AT MUSIC FESTIVALS
It always rains, it’s always muddy, and spending hours with your feet trapped in wet shoes really kills the buzz. Put yourself in that situation and tell me you wouldn’t shell out $10 for a pair.